elfnipples
21. Midwest. I make airplanes for a living and play disk golf. Also, I occasionally save Hyrule.
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"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”

"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
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Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…

Mr. Queen was my father. Right, but he’s dead. I mean, he drowned. But you didn’t. Which means you could come down to the IT department. And listen to me babble…
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enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
enegyma:

elfnipples I’ve got next years vday cards in mind…

*SCREECHES FOR DAYS*
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Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you.

But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat.

And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing.

And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.

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i’ve never wanted someone this badly (via the-psycho-cutie)

wow

(via these-greatexpectations)